I’ll accept my nomination as Supreme Dingus after putting the cereal box in the fridge and being moments away from putting the milk in the cupboard

Come on, Simon. Why you gotta meow to wake me up 30 times in a row?

Let a man sleep.

Had a really good night out tonight!

One of my good high school friends just graduated and she’s moving out to Colorado so she had a going away party. Gonna miss her!